The first Westerns I saw as a child were those little 8-mm. home movies put out by Castle Films.

The first Western teacher of English in Japan was a Native American.

The first Victoria's Secret model I ever met was Adriana Lima, and she was so nice to me. She was very generous and very nurturing. She made sure people talked to me!

The first Velvet Underground album only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it formed a band.

The first Van Halen album makes Johnny Rotten out to be what he really was and still is: a hairdresser.

The first Vampire Weekend record was the first full-length album that I produced.

The first TV show I worked on was with the guys from 'Little Britian,' Matt Lucas and David Walliams, who did a show in 1995 I directed, 'Mash and Peas.'

The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all.

The first Superman film took up a huge chunk of our lives, but it was a wonderful time for us. We were young, my daughter was little, we were filming in London for a year, so we became like a close family.

The first Star Wars movie had come out in 1977 and had become this huge phenomenon with all the toys and everything -- it just kind of swept America.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

The first Romanov ruler was just 16 when he was crowned Tsar Michael I in Moscow in 1613, thus ending the 'Time of Troubles' sparked by Ivan the Terrible's death.

The first Republican I knew was my father and he is still the Republican I most admire. He joined our party because the Democrats in Jim Crow Alabama of 1952 would not register him to vote. The Republicans did. My father has never forgotten that day, and neither have I.

The first Polaroid ever took of someone in my family was my son when he was about four years old.

The first PC that I actually bought myself was a Toshiba Papman in 1985. This model was one of the very first laptops; I remember that it was a revolution at the time!

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White.

The first Nudie suits I bought were two hundred bucks.

The first Nintendo game I ever got was 'Clash at Demonhead.' I got into anime and manga thanks to that Canadian classic, 'Sailor Moon.'

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.