Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.

Getting a chance to practice six months against my own teammates, who I consider the best soccer players in the world, there's no way I couldn't improve.

Getting a college degree used to be free or low cost because, as a society, we saw providing higher education to young people as an investment -- in them and in the future of our own country.

Getting a compliment, even if you need a cooty shot afterwards, is still a compliment.

Getting a degree, being on Sesame Street... those were like real accomplishments to me.

Getting a divorce is always horrible because you feel you've failed. Everyone hates to give up on a marriage. You think your family's broken up.

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Getting a family into work, supporting strong relationships, getting parents off drugs and out of debt -- all this can do more for a child's well-being than any amount of money in out-of-work benefits.

Getting a grey beard's not cool.

Getting a gun should be easy for good people and impossible for bad people. The only trick is telling the difference.

Getting a job scared her but she was determined not to shy away from risk. That's what life's all about. Climbing out onto the airplane wing and jumping off.

Getting a moral lecture from the fashion industry is like Jeffrey Dahmer criticising your diet.

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.

Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little piggies are going to be covered in those awesome no-skid hospital socks which I kept on for three days.

Getting a record deal is a meaningless thing now.

Getting a role in 'Harry Potter' was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job.

Getting a role in Harry Potter was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job.

Getting a sleeve at my age is a midlife crisis for the man who can't afford a sports car.

Getting a tattoo is arguably one of the most insane decisions a sensible human can make.