Quotes by Ann Coulter

I got to tell you, when I wrote 'Adios America,' I thought there was a 10 percent chance of saving the country.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie 'Selma'.

We're getting a wall. We're definitely getting a wall. That's the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.

The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this, Democrats lose wars.

Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.

It's always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.

Stop pretending journalists are anything other than the Hillary PR team.

Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.

I didn't get the gene that makes me care about what other people think. I'm much like Trump that way. I don't really care. They're just words.

I have huge fans. Gays love me.

There's nothing Trump can do that won't be forgiven.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening', you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

We're getting a very different kind of immigrant now, and it began as a specific plan to bring in lots of more Democratic voters, and it worked.

Different cultures have different predilections for different kinds of crime.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

I really do not like having media moderators. Lincoln and Douglass didn't have moderators. Let the candidates ask one another questions.

I never thought that Trump was going to run for president, but I was very firmly on record, including in the book that I wrote before, 'Adios, America,' as saying that Republicans should stop wasting their time with these novelty candidates.

I'd like to move Israel to the northern border of Mexico and see what happens then.

The best way we serve the people we admire is to tell them the truth.

Why do we let blind people and people in wheelchairs become citizens? I feel sorry for cripples, but that doesn't mean I want them in my country.

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.

I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.

I've been banned from just about everything.

It turns out that all of the things I was looking for in a governor, Trump has even more. He has been vetted by the media; he has been attacked by the media his entire life and is perfectly comfortable in front of a gaggle of microphones.

I'm happy every day. You know, that moment when you first wake up in the morning, and you're just finishing your dream, like you're a dog chasing a post truck -- and then you realize, 'Oh no, I'm a human, and I'm awake, and it's Trump's America!

No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, 'Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.' Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.

Instead of arguing about whether we're allowed to describe Muslim terrorists as 'Muslim terrorists,' why don't we argue about whether it's a good idea to be letting in so many immigrants who then blow up the Boston Marathon?

In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

I get a little belligerent when not enough protesters show up at my appearances.

If all Christians and Jews tithed their income as the Bible commands, every poor person would be cared for, every naked person clothed, and every hungry person fed.

There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.

Once man's connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere.

Lawyers tend to be bright people. They tend to be-much more than many journalists I've encountered-sticklers for detail and accuracy, and they have a logical way of arguing.

There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.

If we continue to dump more Mexican immigrants on the country, we'll get to the point that we'll never have another Republican president.

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.

The European Union happens to be composed of people who hate our guts. It is the continent where Moveon.org-style lunatics are the friendly, pro-American types and the rest are crazy Muslims.

I have, from the beginning, been opposed to Trump hiring any of his relatives. Americans don't like that; I don't like that. That's the one fascist thing he's done. Hiring his kids.

In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually begun to enforce U.S. immigration laws.

The Democrats pretended to care about black people for about five minutes to help their electoral process, and then civil rights suddenly became abortion on demand, gay marriage, rights for the homeless, etc.

They spent the night in jail, where their progressive views on gay marriage served them well.

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.

Don't make the mistake, America, of voting for Barack Obama who, by the way, does not come out of the American black experience and everything white Americans feel guilty about. He's a Hawaiian born in 1961.

I am the gold standard for liberal bile!

I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin's little teleplays.

We didn't raise this issue, the courts raised it. The courts jammed it down our throats, at the risk of insulting any of my gay male fans.

Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.

It's often said that those who are unduly bothered by gays are latent homosexuals. Isn't it possible that people obsessed with racism are themselves racist.

Trump's position is that the people who are most victimised by black criminals are law-abiding black people, and he's been doing very well with the African American people by taking that message to them.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

My faith and reason tell me that God created the world, and I'm not particularly interested in the details. I'll find out when I meet my Maker.

Liberals watch MSNBC; conservatives watch Fox. They don't want to hear ten seconds of a liberal on Fox, and they don't want to hear ten seconds of a conservative on MSNBC.

Charlie Sykes -- someone none of us have ever heard of -- is suddenly the star of MSNBC and CNN once he comes out against Trump.

NBC's The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.

Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can't win, nobody cares anymore.

There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them -- but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

Liberals decided it's much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way.

You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.

Anyplace market forces have been artificially removed by the government there is a total absence of incentives, competition, effective oversight, cost controls and so on.

It's a rule of 'Deadhead-dom' to claim to hate Donna Godchaux and always say, 'Phil makes the band,' though I think that pronouncement was proved inaccurate after Jerry died.

Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. Abortion becomes choice, communist becomes progressive, communist dictatorship becomes people's democratic republic and Nikita Khrushchev becomes Barack Obama.

There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.

At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'

Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

Obviously, I'm a fan of satire. I'd debate anyone, but it would have to be the actual person. That would be my only hesitation about debating Stephen Colbert. If he were playing a character, it wouldn't really work.

Liberals despise the rule of law because it interferes with their ability to rule by mob. They love to portray themselves as the weak taking on the powerful. But it is the least powerful who suffer the most once the rule of law is gone.

Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason...Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.

Strom Thurmond the only segregationist anyone can name. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party had former Klansmen, members of a terrorist group that was lynching and murdering black people. That was an outgrowth of the Democratic Party.

All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving 'tax cuts' to people who don't pay taxes.

The fundamental difference is that conservatives think man is created in God's image. Liberals think they themselves are gods -- they want to create utopia on Earth with wealth redistribution, breaking the bonds of marriage and ties between parents and a child.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.

But ultimately, the purpose of marriage is to transmit civilization to the next generation. There has never been an institution that does it as well as marriage, and that is marriage between a man and a woman.

Since liberals never print retractions, they can say anything. What they said in the past is always deemed inadmissible and unfair to quote.

I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.

I'm accusing Republicans of thinking the Jews have so much power.

Would that it were so! ... That the American military were targeting journalists.

I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.

If Donald Trump's candidacy has proven anything, it's that the media has no idea what Americans care about.