Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.

The road to the Super Bowl runs

through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon).

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.).

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.