The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.
Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.
Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!