Quotes by Cheshire Cat

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different for you'res .

You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, and don't forget to use your head.

We're all mad here.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!