In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

The quality you most admire in a man? Courage moral and physical: 'anima'--the ability to think like a woman. Also a sense of the absurd.
The quality you most admire in a woman? Courage moral and physical: anima--the ability to visualize the mind and need of a man. Also a sense of the absurd.

There is some relationship between the hunger for truth and the search for the right words. This struggle may be ultimately indefinable and even undecidable, but one damn well knows it when one sees it.

I'm not resigned, but I'm realistic too. The statistics in my case are very poor. Not many people come through esophageal cancer and live to talk about it, or not for long.

The people who tend to raise antiwar slogans will do so generally when it's American or British interests involved.

Any critique of realism must begin with a sober assessment of the horrors of peace.

How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test.

It would have been very alarming -- morally, and in other ways too -- if an attack of that nature, the 11 September attacks, had not aroused in us and in our governments and societies the spirit of self-defence. If that had not been one of the responses it seems to me there would have been very grave cause for concern.

I have a strong constitution which has served me quite well, though if I hadn't had such a strong one I might have led a more healthy life perhaps.

Unlike other countries, it was founded on written proclamations. America is an ideal as well as a republic. Its documents are open to revisions. They're works in progress. There's an invitation to participate.

We have preachers and savants who dilate endlessly on the sanctity of family and childhood but who tolerate a system in which a casual observer can correlate a child's social origin with its physical well-being.

The Islamists will try to spoil everything for everyone.

One ought not to quarrel with the aim of impartiality. It is just that, as an objective, it is harder to attain than its advocates imagine.

There either is a god or there is not; there is a 'design' or not.

When you consider how many millions of workdays begin with hangovers great and small, it is mildly ­surprising to find how few real descriptions of the experience our literature can boast.

He's a man George W. Bush who is lucky to be governor of Texas. He is a man who is unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated, and apparently quite proud of all these things.

What do you most value in your friends?
Their continued existence.

All of life is a wager.