She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again.

Excuse my dust.

Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.

Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli -- poor old Dizz! -- once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme -- I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.

I might repeat to myself ... a list of quotations from minds profound -- if I can remember any of the damn things.

What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

As for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.

This play John Drinkwater's Abraham Lincoln holds the season's record, thus far, with a run of four evening performances and one matinee. By an odd coincidence, it ran just five performances too many.

I never see that prettiest thing- A cherry bough gone white with Spring- But what I think, How gay 'twould be To hang me from a flowering tree.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core.

You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Daily dawns another day;
I must up, to make my way.
Though I dress and drink and eat,
Move my fingers and my feet,
Learn a little, here and there,
Weep and laugh and sweat and swear,
Hear a song, or watch a stage,
Leave some words upon a page,
Claim a foe, or hail a friend-
Bed awaits me at the end.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.