You may be a puzzle, but I like the way the parts fit.

I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes and a bottle of Jack!

You've either got or you haven't got style, and if you've got it you stand out a mile.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell ya, brother, you can't have one without the other.

You vowed your love
From here to eternity
A love so true
It never would die
You gave your lips
Gave them so willingly
How could I know
Your kiss meant goodbye?

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

Answering the phone Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king

I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing

Each time I find myself flat on my face

I pick myself up and get back in the race.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Only sing -- don't do cheap songs, don't do silly songs, just do, just do wonderful songs that are well-written.

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

My greatest teacher was not a vocal coach, not the work of other singers, but the way Tommy Dorsey breathed and phrased on the trombone.

Bad reviews I've gotten never diminished the number of people in my audience; good reviews have never added to the number of people in my audience; be your own critic.

Whatever else has been said about me personally is unimportant. When I sing, I believe. I'm honest.

The best revenge is the massive success.

I get an audience personally involved in a song -- because I'm involved myself. It's not something I do deliberately: I can't help myself. If the song is a lament at the loss of love, I get an ache in my gut. I feel the loss myself and I cry out the loneliness, the hurt and the pain that I feel.

So if you fall in just that way, oh wouldn't I be thrilled to hear you say
I had a lovely accident today.
Your eyes may glow, I'm sure I'll know.

Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

Who knows where the road will lead us

Only a fool would say,

But if you let me love you

I'm sure to love you all the way.