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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

I was introduced to a beautiful young lady as a man in his nineties. Early nineties, I insisted.

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If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

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