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Quotes by George Carlin (Page 2 of 4)


















































































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How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.















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Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
















































































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