The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure.

All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.

Never underestimate the value of cold cash.

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.

It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.

Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.

There is no such thing as a harmless truth.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.