Title Image - Quotes by Author Homer
quote by Homer: War is men's business; and this war is the business of every man in Ilium, myself above all. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: War is men's business; and this war is the business of every man in Ilium, myself above all....

War is men's business; and this war is the business of every man in Ilium, myself above all.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, a...

Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish.

--Homer
quote by Homer: They did not know her-gods are hard for mortals to recognize. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: They did not know her-gods are hard for mortals to recognize....

They did not know her-gods are hard for mortals to recognize.

--Homer
quote by Homer: To you, sedition, violence and fighting are the breath of life. What if you are a great soldier -- who made you so but God? with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: To you, sedition, violence and fighting are the breath of life. What if you are a great soldier -- w...

To you, sedition, violence and fighting are the breath of life. What if you are a great soldier -- who made you so but God?

--Homer
quote by Homer: Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving....

Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving.

--Homer
quote by Homer: If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken!...

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken!

--Homer
quote by Homer: The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universiti...

The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!

--Homer
quote by Homer: Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous to...

Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.

--Homer
quote by Homer: All men owe honor to the poets -- honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon their lips the ways of life. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: All men owe honor to the poets -- honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon thei...

All men owe honor to the poets -- honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon their lips the ways of life.

--Homer
quote by Homer: It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to ...

It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Which would you rather be, a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are conquerors? with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Which would you rather be, a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are con...

Which would you rather be, a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are conquerors?

--Homer
quote by Homer: One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country....

One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Noblest minds are easiest bent. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Noblest minds are easiest bent....

Noblest minds are easiest bent.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council....

The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.

--Homer
quote by Homer: In every sorrowing soul I pour'd delight, And poverty stood smiling in my sight. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: In every sorrowing soul I pour'd delight, And poverty stood smiling in my sight....

In every sorrowing soul I pour'd delight, And poverty stood smiling in my sight.

--Homer
quote by Homer: By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember....

By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing....

The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket....

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Life is not to be bought with heaps of gold;

Not all Apollo's Pythian treasures hold,

Or Troy once held, in peace and pride of sway,

… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Life is not to be bought with heaps of gold;

Not all Apollo's Pythian treasures hold,

Or Troy on...

Life is not to be bought with heaps of gold;

Not all Apollo's Pythian treasures hold,

Or Troy once held, in peace and pride of sway,

Can bribe the poor possession of the day.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though it hurts us, and beat down by constraint the anger that rises inside us.
Now I a… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though it hurts us, and beat down by constraint ...

Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though it hurts us, and beat down by constraint the anger that rises inside us.
Now I am making an end of my anger. It does not become me, unrelentingly to rage on.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Prophet of evil,' he cried, 'never have you said a word to my advantage. It is always trouble that you revel in foretelling. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Prophet of evil,' he cried, 'never have you said a word to my advantage. It is always trouble that y...

Prophet of evil,' he cried, 'never have you said a word to my advantage. It is always trouble that you revel in foretelling.

--Homer
quote by Homer: What so tedious as a twice-told tale? with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: What so tedious as a twice-told tale?...

What so tedious as a twice-told tale?

--Homer
quote by Homer: The journey is its own reward. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The journey is its own reward....

The journey is its own reward.

--Homer
quote by Homer: For when two Join in the same adventure, one perceives Before the other how they ought to act; While one alone, however prompt, resolves Mo… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: For when two Join in the same adventure, one perceives Before the other how they ought to act; While...

For when two Join in the same adventure, one perceives Before the other how they ought to act; While one alone, however prompt, resolves More tardily and with a weaker will.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Whoever among men who walk the Earth has seen these Mysteries is blessed, but whoever in uninitiated and has not received his share of the … with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Whoever among men who walk the Earth has seen these Mysteries is blessed, but whoever in uninitiated...

Whoever among men who walk the Earth has seen these Mysteries is blessed, but whoever in uninitiated and has not received his share of the rite, he will not have the same lot as the others, once he is dead and dwells in the mould where the sun goes down.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Rock stars, is there anything they don't know? with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?...

Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?

--Homer
quote by Homer: Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar....

Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.

--Homer
quote by Homer: O friends, be men; so act that none may feel Ashamed to meet the eyes of other men. Think each one of this children and his wife, His home,… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: O friends, be men; so act that none may feel Ashamed to meet the eyes of other men. Think each one o...

O friends, be men; so act that none may feel Ashamed to meet the eyes of other men. Think each one of this children and his wife, His home, his parents, living yet and dead. For them, the absent ones, I supplicate, And bid you rally here, and scorn to fly.

--Homer
quote by Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this del...

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

--Homer
quote by Homer: If not yet lost to all the sense of shame. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: If not yet lost to all the sense of shame....

If not yet lost to all the sense of shame.

--Homer
quote by Homer: There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she c… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the...

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Both were gods of the same line, a single father, but Zeus was the elder-born and Zeus knew more. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Both were gods of the same line, a single father, but Zeus was the elder-born and Zeus knew more....

Both were gods of the same line, a single father, but Zeus was the elder-born and Zeus knew more.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things....

Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things.

--Homer
quote by Homer: All the survivors of the war had reached their homes and so put the perils of battle and the sea behind them. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: All the survivors of the war had reached their homes and so put the perils of battle and the sea beh...

All the survivors of the war had reached their homes and so put the perils of battle and the sea behind them.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Tell me, O muse, of travellers far and wide. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Tell me, O muse, of travellers far and wide....

Tell me, O muse, of travellers far and wide.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Trying is the first step toward failure....

Trying is the first step toward failure.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Be still, my heart; thou hast known worse than this. On that day when the cyclops, unrestrained in fury, devoured the mighty men of my comp… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Be still, my heart; thou hast known worse than this. On that day when the cyclops, unrestrained in f...

Be still, my heart; thou hast known worse than this. On that day when the cyclops, unrestrained in fury, devoured the mighty men of my company; but still thou didst endure till thy craft found a way for thee forth from out the cave, where thou thoughtest to die.

--Homer
quote by Homer: My hour at last has come;

Yet not ingloriously or passively

I die, but first will do some valiant deed,

Of which mankind shall hear in a… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: My hour at last has come;

Yet not ingloriously or passively

I die, but first will do some valiant ...

My hour at last has come;

Yet not ingloriously or passively

I die, but first will do some valiant deed,

Of which mankind shall hear in after time.

--Homer
quote by Homer: If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift....

If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong....

Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great...

Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.

--Homer
quote by Homer: To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe....

To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe.

--Homer

quote by Homer: See how God ever like with like doth pair, And still the worthless doth the worthless lead! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: See how God ever like with like doth pair, And still the worthless doth the worthless lead!...

See how God ever like with like doth pair, And still the worthless doth the worthless lead!

--Homer
quote by Homer: The Wrath of Achilles is my theme, that fatal wrath which, in fulfillment of the will of Zeus, brought the Achaeans so much suffering and s… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The Wrath of Achilles is my theme, that fatal wrath which, in fulfillment of the will of Zeus, broug...

The Wrath of Achilles is my theme, that fatal wrath which, in fulfillment of the will of Zeus, brought the Achaeans so much suffering and sent the gallant souls of many nobleman to Hades, leaving their bodies as carrion for the dogs and passing birds.

--Homer
quote by Homer: He had better beware our wrath, great man though he is. What is he doing in his fury but insulting senseless clay? with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: He had better beware our wrath, great man though he is. What is he doing in his fury but insulting s...

He had better beware our wrath, great man though he is. What is he doing in his fury but insulting senseless clay?

--Homer
quote by Homer: Aries in his many fits knows no favorites. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Aries in his many fits knows no favorites....

Aries in his many fits knows no favorites.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incom...

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

--Homer
quote by Homer: There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil....

There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.

--Homer
quote by Homer: To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea....

To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind … with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immorta...

The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind with grain.

--Homer
quote by Homer: But age, the common enemy of mankind, has laid his hand upon you; would that it had fallen upon some other, and that you were still young. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: But age, the common enemy of mankind, has laid his hand upon you; would that it had fallen upon some...

But age, the common enemy of mankind, has laid his hand upon you; would that it had fallen upon some other, and that you were still young.

--Homer
quote by Homer: This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed 

ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn't firing! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed 

ourselves, but I guess we kn...

This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed

ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn't firing!

--Homer
quote by Homer: Too dear I prized a fair enchanting face: beauty unchaste is beauty in disgrace. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Too dear I prized a fair enchanting face: beauty unchaste is beauty in disgrace....

Too dear I prized a fair enchanting face: beauty unchaste is beauty in disgrace.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly....

The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.

--Homer
quote by Homer: There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his han...

There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands.

--Homer
quote by Homer: That is the god's work, spinning threads of death through the lives of mortal men, and all to make a song for those to come. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: That is the god's work, spinning threads of death through the lives of mortal men, and all to make a...

That is the god's work, spinning threads of death through the lives of mortal men, and all to make a song for those to come.

--Homer

quote by Homer: I am a part of all that I have met. Yet, experience is an arch wherethro gleams that untravl'd world whose margin fades forever and forever… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: I am a part of all that I have met. Yet, experience is an arch wherethro gleams that untravl'd world...

I am a part of all that I have met. Yet, experience is an arch wherethro gleams that untravl'd world whose margin fades forever and forever when I move.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Once you go Vatican, you never go back again. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Once you go Vatican, you never go back again....

Once you go Vatican, you never go back again.

--Homer
quote by Homer: We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back....

We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind....

Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught th...

Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.

--Homer
quote by Homer: It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise....

It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The best things beyond their measure cloy. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The best things beyond their measure cloy....

The best things beyond their measure cloy.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The best thing in the world is a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The best thing in the world is a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree....

The best thing in the world is a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Praise me not too much,

Nor blame me, for thou speakest to the Greeks

Who know me. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Praise me not too much,

Nor blame me, for thou speakest to the Greeks

Who know me....

Praise me not too much,

Nor blame me, for thou speakest to the Greeks

Who know me.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'...

Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

--Homer

quote by Homer: Never to be cast away are the gifts of the gods, magnificent, which they give of their own will, no man could have them for wanting them. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Never to be cast away are the gifts of the gods, magnificent, which they give of their own will, no ...

Never to be cast away are the gifts of the gods, magnificent, which they give of their own will, no man could have them for wanting them.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves- in their depravity- design grief greater tha… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves- in th...

Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves- in their depravity- design grief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The bitter dregs of Fortune's cup to drain. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The bitter dregs of Fortune's cup to drain....

The bitter dregs of Fortune's cup to drain.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Fear not, but be bold:
A decent boldness ever meets with friends,
succeeds, and e'en a stranger recommends. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Fear not, but be bold:
A decent boldness ever meets with friends,
succeeds, and e'en a stranger re...

Fear not, but be bold:
A decent boldness ever meets with friends,
succeeds, and e'en a stranger recommends.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Go on with a spirit that fears nothing. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Go on with a spirit that fears nothing....

Go on with a spirit that fears nothing.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard.  We are all held in a single honor, the brave with the weaklings. … with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard.  We are all held in a singl...

Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard. We are all held in a single honor, the brave with the weaklings. A man dies still if he has done nothing, as the one who has done much.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again f… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on ...

Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again fade away and are dead.

--Homer
quote by Homer: To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight....

To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight.

--Homer
quote by Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God....

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

--Homer
quote by Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! … with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's...

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

--Homer
quote by Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!...

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!

--Homer
quote by Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria....

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England....

Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

--Homer
quote by Homer: We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth....

We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.

--Homer
quote by Homer: It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be....

It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.

--Homer
quote by Homer: All men have need of the gods. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: All men have need of the gods....

All men have need of the gods.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!...

The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!

--Homer
quote by Homer: The god of war is impartial: he hands out death to the man who hands out death. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The god of war is impartial: he hands out death to the man who hands out death....

The god of war is impartial: he hands out death to the man who hands out death.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!...

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

--Homer
quote by Homer: When I was seventeen

I drank some very good beer

I drank some very good beer I purchased

With a fake ID

My name was Brian McGee

I stay… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: When I was seventeen

I drank some very good beer

I drank some very good beer I purchased

With a f...

When I was seventeen

I drank some very good beer

I drank some very good beer I purchased

With a fake ID

My name was Brian McGee

I stayed up listening to Queen

When I was seventeen.

--Homer
quote by Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity...

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

--Homer
quote by Homer: I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me....

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be ex… with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined wh...

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it....

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Have patience, heart. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Have patience, heart....

Have patience, heart.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Yet while my Hector still survives, I see My father, mother, brethren, all in thee. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Yet while my Hector still survives, I see My father, mother, brethren, all in thee....

Yet while my Hector still survives, I see My father, mother, brethren, all in thee.

--Homer
quote by Homer: A hunter of shadows, himself a shade. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: A hunter of shadows, himself a shade....

A hunter of shadows, himself a shade.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his boundless grace. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his w...

Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his boundless grace.

--Homer
quote by Homer: The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek....

The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.

--Homer
quote by Homer: Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
of that man skilled in all ways of contending,
the wanderer, harried for years on end. with background image: photo of author Homer with quote: Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
of that man skilled in all ways of contending,
the w...

Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
of that man skilled in all ways of contending,
the wanderer, harried for years on end.

--Homer

Know a quote that we are missing? Please use our suggest a quote form below and let us know. Thank YOU for visiting -- we wish you a perfect day!