You know what's cooler than being the richest guy in the room? Being the toughest guy in the room.

You know what's better than building things up in your imagination? Building things up in real life.

You know what's best for you, and you know what will make you happy.

You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

You know what's a great way of tricking people into thinking you're a genius? Write a show about geniuses!

You know what's a great song that will be stuck in your head if I say it? 'Single Ladies,' by Beyonce. Killer song.

You know what's a bigger taboo than being fat?

Not wanting to get married.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies -- all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend.
And how are things on Planet You Wish?

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

You know what you can do when you don't have any payments? Anything you want.

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

You know what you are getting into, but being out in that heat for two weeks definitely drains your energy.

You know what you are best at, and writing is just not my thing, but I like it.

You know what writers say about their long books: If I had another year, the book would be half as long.

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!