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Wikipedia Summary for Jennifer Coolidge

Jennifer Audrey Coolidge (born August 28, 1961) is an American actress, best known for her roles as Jeanine Stifler in the American Pie film series (1999–2012), as Paulette Bonafonté Parcelle in the Legally Blonde film series (2001–2003), and as Fiona in the romantic comedy film A Cinderella Story (2004). Coolidge is also a regular actor in Christopher Guest's mockumentary films, such as Best in Show (2000), A Mighty Wind (2003), For Your Consideration (2006), and Mascots (2016).

Coolidge has appeared in films, including Click (2006), Date Movie (2006), Epic Movie (2007), American Dreamz (2006), Soul Men (2008), Gentlemen Broncos (2009), Austenland (2013), Like a Boss (2020) and Promising Young Woman (2020). On television, she is known for her roles as Roberta "Bobbie" Morganstern in the NBC sitcom Joey (2004–2006), as Betty in the ABC Family teen drama series The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008–2012), as Zofia "Sophie" Kaczyński in the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls (2011–2017), and as Tanya McQuoid in the first season of the HBO anthology series The White Lotus (2021).

Coolidge is an alumna of The Groundlings, an improv and sketch comedy troupe based in Los Angeles.

Quote: I always get excited when I find out there's a sequel, because all the work is kind of done. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always get excited when I find out there's a sequel, because all the work is kind of done.


Quote: If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.


Quote: I always feel in movies, I don't know if it's because I'm jaded, but I always feel like we don't go far enough. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always feel in movies, I don't know if it's because I'm jaded, but I always feel like we don't go far enough.


Quote: When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.


Quote: 'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs! by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!


Quote: I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.' by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.'


Quote: I do love to gamble; I hate to admit it. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I do love to gamble; I hate to admit it.


Quote: I'm so lucky I got a career in my 30s because these young girls aren't allowed to have their 20s. It's all being documented. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I'm so lucky I got a career in my 30s because these young girls aren't allowed to have their 20s. It's all being documented.


Quote: Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating.


Quote: With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say.


Quote: I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role.


Quote: Las Vegas honors women -- Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates women. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Las Vegas honors women -- Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates women.


Quote: I love that topic, the whole relationship thing, and I think that's why I love all this stuff, the Jane Austen stuff. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I love that topic, the whole relationship thing, and I think that's why I love all this stuff, the Jane Austen stuff.


Quote: When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark -- like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who's delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of Jennifer Coolidge quote: When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark -- like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who's delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day.- black text on quotes background

When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark -- like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who's delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day.




Quote: The great thing about Jane Austen -- the reason we're all still obsessed with her -- is that she gets inside a woman's mind and she taps into our fantasies of wanting to be accepted and loved for who we are. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The great thing about Jane Austen -- the reason we're all still obsessed with her -- is that she gets inside a woman's mind and she taps into our fantasies of wanting to be accepted and loved for who we are.


Quote: I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.


Quote: I'm not a prude. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I'm not a prude.


Quote: I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.


Quote: Cate Blanchett and others, they get this broad range of all these cool people they can play. Some women really do get it all. For me, it is the same thing that happens over and over. I should change that and maybe write my own thing. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Cate Blanchett and others, they get this broad range of all these cool people they can play. Some women really do get it all. For me, it is the same thing that happens over and over. I should change that and maybe write my own thing.


Quote: There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much.


Quote: I do have to say, there is this incredible benefit to being older. I never thought I'd say that. I've figured out that show business isn't the end-all. I thought I'd never be tired of Hollywood, of the experience, and I have to say there's some relief. As you get older, your taste changes. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of Jennifer Coolidge quote: I do have to say, there is this incredible benefit to being older. I never thought I'd say that. I've figured out that show business isn't the end-all. I thought I'd never be tired of Hollywood, of the experience, and I have to say there's some relief. As you get older, your taste changes.- black text on quotes background

I do have to say, there is this incredible benefit to being older. I never thought I'd say that. I've figured out that show business isn't the end-all. I thought I'd never be tired of Hollywood, of the experience, and I have to say there's some relief. As you get older, your taste changes.


Quote: I wasn't allowed to watch regular television when I was growing up, only PBS, so I watched 'Masterpiece Theatre' and a lot of Jane Austen. I loved stories where the girl is attracted to a man and it looks like it's not going to work out. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I wasn't allowed to watch regular television when I was growing up, only PBS, so I watched 'Masterpiece Theatre' and a lot of Jane Austen. I loved stories where the girl is attracted to a man and it looks like it's not going to work out.


Quote: I feel that when you want to seduce a man, you really need your legs. Since all my outfits were long dresses, I have to say that I really didn't feel sexy at all. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I feel that when you want to seduce a man, you really need your legs. Since all my outfits were long dresses, I have to say that I really didn't feel sexy at all.


Quote: When you're making a movie, you feel like a very small part of something that you really don't have much influence upon. You roll in, you do your thing, and then you're gone. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When you're making a movie, you feel like a very small part of something that you really don't have much influence upon. You roll in, you do your thing, and then you're gone.


Quote: I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.


Quote: I hate Spanx. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I hate Spanx.


Quote: Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex.


Quote: Werner Herzog, when I auditioned for 'Bad Lieutenant,' he had never seen any of my films. He thought I was this actress living in New Orleans and it was my first job. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Werner Herzog, when I auditioned for 'Bad Lieutenant,' he had never seen any of my films. He thought I was this actress living in New Orleans and it was my first job.


Quote: I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up -- Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of Jennifer Coolidge quote; white text on black background

I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up -- Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence.


Quote: I love Australia, and I especially love those rugby players. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I love Australia, and I especially love those rugby players.


Quote: When you're on this major English estate, breathing in the English air, and it's untouched, you can feel its presence. It's a whole different feel. It really felt like we were there living it. It didn't feel modern, ever. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When you're on this major English estate, breathing in the English air, and it's untouched, you can feel its presence. It's a whole different feel. It really felt like we were there living it. It didn't feel modern, ever.


Quote: Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated or we're not the sort of normal, polite, poised woman. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated or we're not the sort of normal, polite, poised woman.


Quote: I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.' by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'


Quote: I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys.


Quote: It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per household, please. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per household, please.


Quote: I can't get the serious roles. People don't see me that way. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I can't get the serious roles. People don't see me that way.


Quote: It's a great compliment when the beautiful ones laugh. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

It's a great compliment when the beautiful ones laugh.


Quote: I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.' by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'


Quote: It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR.


Quote: I don't know what I am. I guess you can call me a character actor in the sense that I'll never be an ingenue. You know, that's over. My shot was missed. I take a normal person and make them more of a character. I don't know what that would be called. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I don't know what I am. I guess you can call me a character actor in the sense that I'll never be an ingenue. You know, that's over. My shot was missed. I take a normal person and make them more of a character. I don't know what that would be called.


Quote: I always like to get a role where I think, 'Ah, I know this is probably going to be played like this, but I'm going to do it like this.' by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always like to get a role where I think, 'Ah, I know this is probably going to be played like this, but I'm going to do it like this.'


Quote: To be honest, sometimes I'm horrified because you don't really know what you look like. If I really knew what I was doing on-screen, I would try to stop doing it. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

To be honest, sometimes I'm horrified because you don't really know what you look like. If I really knew what I was doing on-screen, I would try to stop doing it.


Quote: Meryl Streep was my hero. I wanted to be that type of actor more than anything. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Meryl Streep was my hero. I wanted to be that type of actor more than anything.


Quote: I figured New York was the closest I'd get here in America to Scotland. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I figured New York was the closest I'd get here in America to Scotland.


Quote: I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.


Quote: Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of Jennifer Coolidge quote: Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like.- black text on quotes background

Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like.


Quote: There are some people who make you feel less lonely. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

There are some people who make you feel less lonely.


Quote: The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.


Quote: All the guys that entered The Groundlings, like Will Ferrell, already had incredible confidence, but I watched shut down women that didn't even have a personality completely become different human beings because of the training. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

All the guys that entered The Groundlings, like Will Ferrell, already had incredible confidence, but I watched shut down women that didn't even have a personality completely become different human beings because of the training.


Quote: I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.


Quote: I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.


Quote: If I wasn't an actress and I wasn't Stifler's mom, my life would be so dull. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

If I wasn't an actress and I wasn't Stifler's mom, my life would be so dull.


Quote: I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to 'Well, I don't have to look good anymore.' by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to 'Well, I don't have to look good anymore.'


Quote: Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady.


Quote: A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun.


Quote: I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.


Quote: Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.


Quote: The British boys really, really go nuts... to them, an older woman is sexy, and it's an incredible fantasy... I think the American fantasy is still about men wanting control. Maybe American men don't feel as in control of their lives. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The British boys really, really go nuts... to them, an older woman is sexy, and it's an incredible fantasy... I think the American fantasy is still about men wanting control. Maybe American men don't feel as in control of their lives.


Quote: It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.


Quote: When I go on 'The View,' or any of those talk shows, you really don't get to say what you want to say. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When I go on 'The View,' or any of those talk shows, you really don't get to say what you want to say.


Quote: Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of Jennifer Coolidge quote: Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.- black text on quotes background

Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.


Quote: There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in.


Quote: The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid.


Quote: Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say.


Quote: I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.


Quote: The best thing about animated-feature people is that they are very laid-back people. You feel like you're showing up for a backyard barbecue. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The best thing about animated-feature people is that they are very laid-back people. You feel like you're showing up for a backyard barbecue.


Quote: The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened.


Quote: I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go.


Quote: I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out.


Quote: I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.


Quote: I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman.


Quote: If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you! by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!


Quote: I have the improv background, but stand-up is different. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I have the improv background, but stand-up is different.


Quote: Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.


Quote: When you leave L.A. and go to another city, guys are normal again. They like girls their own age. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When you leave L.A. and go to another city, guys are normal again. They like girls their own age.


Quote: When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.


Quote: I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.


Quote: Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in -- like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in -- like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones.


Quote: No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.


Quote: I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together.


Quote: It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.


Quote: Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times.


Quote: As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.


Quote: Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.


Quote: Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.


Quote: The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.


Quote: When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.


Quote: I'm kind of harsher than most people. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I'm kind of harsher than most people.


Quote: A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.


Quote: I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.


Quote: I don't actually go on the Internet that much. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.


Quote: When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.


Quote: People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck.


Quote: As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.


Quote: Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.


Quote: I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.


Quote: I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.


Quote: I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.


Quote: Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous. by author Jennifer Coolidge overlaid on photo of photo of author Jennifer Coolidge with quote

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.


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