Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties to take over the government.

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.

Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.

When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile.

Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.

You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009).

Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.

If you ride in a group, then you're okay. Then the cars will respect you. But if you're riding alone, you get no respect out there from cars at all.

I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.

I tend to like to read history -- recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.

Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.