There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this -- SLEEP ON IT!

Garfield, the cat.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but not be apologetic for it. That would be very catlike.'

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

I stop short of being a workaholic.

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off -- I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.