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Wikipedia Summary for Joe Rogan

Joseph James Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American podcast host, UFC color commentator, comedian, and former television presenter.

Rogan began his career in comedy in August 1988 in the Boston area. After relocating to Los Angeles in 1994, he signed an exclusive developmental deal with Disney, and appeared as an actor on several television shows including Hardball and NewsRadio. In 1997, he started working for the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) as an interviewer and color commentator.

Rogan released his first comedy special, I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday ..., in 2000. From 2001 to 2006, he was the host of the game show Fear Factor. In 2009, Rogan launched his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience, which led him to increased success and podcast superstardom.

quote by Joe Rogan: I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh....

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb, or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb, or you're secretly worried that...

There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb, or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to gro...

The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine.

--Joe Rogan

Longer Version:

The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.


quote by Joe Rogan: People say you can abuse marijuana. Well shit, you can abuse cheeseburgers too, you know? You don't go around closing Burger King because y… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: People say you can abuse marijuana. Well shit, you can abuse cheeseburgers too, you know? You don't ...

People say you can abuse marijuana. Well shit, you can abuse cheeseburgers too, you know? You don't go around closing Burger King because you can abuse something.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: We all go through doubt. It's hard. Those difficult moments are what build your character. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: We all go through doubt. It's hard. Those difficult moments are what build your character....

We all go through doubt. It's hard. Those difficult moments are what build your character.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good....

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them....

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I love existing in pre big bang conditions. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I love existing in pre big bang conditions....

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 

 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 

 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried ...

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;

1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race....

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Sein...

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I ha… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensore...

I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get th...

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome per… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundred...

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers an… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that y...

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot....

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I stopped using twitter because it's like a bunch of mental patients throwing shit at each other. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I stopped using twitter because it's like a bunch of mental patients throwing shit at each other....

I stopped using twitter because it's like a bunch of mental patients throwing shit at each other.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: People are scared man, they're scared of the void. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: People are scared man, they're scared of the void....

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100...

Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yellin… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gig...

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot...

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup c...

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion....

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem i… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a...

You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life....

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great....

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs....

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When y… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows th...

I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think tha...

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many … with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who li...

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something a...

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag....

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their d… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to polit...

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake....

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be ins...

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid....

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is ...

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential....

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel....

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life....

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are ...

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amate...

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you....

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Choose To Be Inspired. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Choose To Be Inspired....

Choose To Be Inspired.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk....

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in ...

Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die....

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it....

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there....

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but w… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened ...

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm

not going to go out of my way.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It ca...

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.

--Joe Rogan

Longer Version:

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement.


quote by Joe Rogan: We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by....

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking cr… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes...

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing ...

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, othe...

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an el...

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit bett… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's ...

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty dem… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 4...

I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me....

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you cou… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of...

Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other … with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I ...

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: So instead of investing your time in a passion, you've sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn't understand you. That's t… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: So instead of investing your time in a passion, you've sold your life to work for an uncaring machin...

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you've sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn't understand you. That's the problem with our society. And what's the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

--Joe Rogan


quote by Joe Rogan: I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person t… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at th...

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised...

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

--Joe Rogan




quote by Joe Rogan: There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxi… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, w...

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I prefer older people to college kids as audience for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm c… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I prefer older people to college kids as audience for the most part. I want people with life experie...

I prefer older people to college kids as audience for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever....

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: We can't say that one anymore it's offensive. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: We can't say tha...

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: We can't say that one anymore it's offensive.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed....

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

--Joe Rogan



quote by Joe Rogan: The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't w...

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: A unicorn is a donkey from the future. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: A unicorn is a donkey from the future....

A unicorn is a donkey from the future.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, a… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which ...

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerate… with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the...

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good...

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hot...

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results....

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freak...

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote: Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst fo...

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

--Joe Rogan

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