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quote by Joe Rogan: I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. with background image: butterfly perched on flower
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. with background image: pink and red flowers
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. with background image: empty gray floor beside pool
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: People for the most part can smell lies. with background image: woman holding Pug puppy
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People for the most part can smell lies.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. with background image: purple flowers under sunny sky
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I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. with background image: white and blue floral textile
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. with background image: black and gray floral textile
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. with background image: brown french bulldog wearing blue and white polka dot shirt
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. with background image: man in blue tank top holding green and black skateboard
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

--Joe Rogan


quote by Joe Rogan: The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. with background image: pink rose
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. with background image: snow covered mountain during daytime
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. with background image: green trees under white clouds
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. with background image: adult short-coated brown dog near green leaf plant
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own. with background image: audience crowd watching wallpaper
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. with background image: red tulip in bloom close up photo
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? with background image: monarch butterfly perched on orange flower in close up photography during daytime
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. with background image: rock formation under starry skies
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. with background image: man and woman holding hand while walking on bridge
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. with background image: white oriental lily flower
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. with background image: landscape photography of green tree
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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. with background image: lighted candle
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. with background image: long exposure photography of beach
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. with background image: silhouette of trees during sunset
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. with background image: close up photography of woman holding grey and red box
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. with background image: orange rose in bloom close up photo
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. with background image: tan wallpaper
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. with background image: person holding sunflower bouquet during daytime
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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. with background image: white and brown cat lying on brown wooden floor
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. with background image: orange rose in bloom close up photo
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. with background image: toddlers standing outdoors
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. with background image: woman in red knit sweater holding lemon
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. with background image: selective focus photography of grey coin operated telescope
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I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

--Joe Rogan

quote by Joe Rogan: I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. with background image: woman doing yoga meditation on brown parquet flooring
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. with background image: pink tulips on gray wooden surface
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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce. with background image: woman on seashore near island under blue sky
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Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. with background image: brown sand under blue sky during daytime
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. with background image: woman sitting on tree trunk with man holding on branch near sea under white clouds during daytime
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

--Joe Rogan



quote by Joe Rogan: Be the hero of your own story. with background image: person holding black and orange box
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Be the hero of your own story.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. with background image: green fruit in macro lens photography
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.

--Joe Rogan
quote by Joe Rogan: If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. with background image: photo of author Joe Rogan with quote

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

--Joe Rogan

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