To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb, or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty, you go, You faggot. That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you

miss them -- the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.