Give Ireland back to the Irish, don't make them have to take it away.
Give Obama a script he has made his own, and he is the motivational speaker to end all speakers. Tony Robbins cloned with Honest Abe.
Give One, Get One generated about 100,000 zero-dollar laptops. Somebody else paid for them, but from the recipient's point of view, that's zero.
Give a beggar a dime and he'll bless you. Give him a dollar and he'll curse you for withholding the rest of your fortune.
Give a beggar a dime and he'll bless you. Give him a dollar and he'll curse you for withholding the rest of your fortune. Poverty is a bag with a hole at the bottom.
Give a bowl of rice to a man and you will feed him for a day. Teach him how to grow his own rice and you will save his life.
Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
Give a civil servant a good case and he'll wreck it with clichés, bad punctuation, double negatives, and convoluted apology.
Give a clown your finger, and he will take your hand.
Give a critic an inch, he'll write a play.
Give a drag queen a fish and you feed her for a day; show her how to be fishy and you feed her for a lifetime.
Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
Give a glass of water, you give it to me. Receive a little child, you receive me.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy.
Give a hippie too much money and anything can happen.
Give a loaded revolver to an infant and a vote to an ignorant man.
Give a lot, expect a lot, and if you don't get it, prune.