You know, if you think about it, the most powerful people on this earth probably never raise their voices -- they just say it and people hop to, because they have that power.

You know, if you really want to fiddle the old-time way, you've got to learn the dance. The contra-dances, hoedowns. It's all in the rhythm of the bow. The great North Carolina fiddle player Tommy Jarrell said, 'If a feller can't bow, he'll never make a fiddler. He might make a violin player, but he'll never make no fiddler.'

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

You know, if you look back in the 1930s, the money went to infrastructure. The bridges, the municipal buildings, the roads, those were all built with stimulus money spent on infrastructure. This stimulus bill has fundamentally gone, started out with a $500 rebate check, remember. That went to buy flat-screen TVs made in China.

You know, if you look all my stuff... If you go back to 'Saturday Night Live,' my stuff always has music, even a bunch of my comedy stuff -- like in 'Shrek,' the donkey is always singing. Music is always there.

You know, if you live in a place for long you cease to write about it.'

'Of course I always like to know what the man on the spot has to say,' he replied guardedly.

'And then check it with York?'

'Yes.

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.

You know, if you hang around this earth long enough you really see how things come full circle.

You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

You know, if you don't do nothin, you don't do nothin.