Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we're going to make.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

There's nothing more political than sex. The church has had its hand on our crotch for more than 2,000 years, and the government is moving in that direction.

Once I began following my own instincts, sales took off and I became a millionaire. And that, I think, is a key secret to every person's success, be they male or female, banker or p0rnographer:Trust in your gut.

My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends.

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.

You know, everybody believes in free speech until you start questioning them about it.

Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.

Any time there's a scandal, we always try and get involved.

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

Along with a strong belief in your own inner voice, you also need laser-like focus combined with unwavering determination.

Within three or four months, the average girl will just get used up. It just takes your soul, you know? It just takes your soul.

Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech you like; it protects speech you don't like.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up.

You can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.

Nothing can make you more humble than pain.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.