quote by Lemony Snicket: Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful. with background image: three people ecstatic on beach wallpaper
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Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another, and another. It's like peeling an onion. with background image: red and pink flowers
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If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another, and another. It's like peeling an onion.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: But you can't read every story, and answer every question even if you'd like to. with background image: silhouette of person wearing cowboy hat during sunset
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But you can't read every story, and answer every question even if you'd like to.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: What a schmuck! with background image: Santorini, Greece
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What a schmuck!

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does. with background image: person standing on top of mountain
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An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century. with background image: five assorted butterflies
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I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. with background image: gray and brown hummingbird perching on yellow petaled flower
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I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: So you're a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi. with background image: black and white papilio butterfly
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So you're a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi.

--Lemony Snicket



quote by Lemony Snicket: Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both. with background image: sunset highway
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Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. with background image: green leaf in close up photography
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I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure. with background image: brown sands
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All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork. with background image: photo of brown parquet
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There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: and the Baudelaire orphans climbed aboard, turning the tables of their lives and breaking their unfortunate cycle for the very first time. with background image: black and white short coated dog
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and the Baudelaire orphans climbed aboard, turning the tables of their lives and breaking their unfortunate cycle for the very first time.

--Lemony Snicket




quote by Lemony Snicket: What do your parents know, about surviving? with background image: two women sitting on wooden dock over body of water
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What do your parents know, about surviving?

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, . with background image: woman standing in green field
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That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, .

--Lemony Snicket



quote by Lemony Snicket: A rug feels like a lion, but that doesn't mean you can ride it. with background image: snow covered brown mountain
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A rug feels like a lion, but that doesn't mean you can ride it.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff. with background image: yellow flower field under clear sky
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You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Memento mori- remember you will die. with background image: Oak Creek Sedona
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Memento mori- remember you will die.

--Lemony Snicket



quote by Lemony Snicket: Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events). with background image: plain
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Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events).

--Lemony Snicket


quote by Lemony Snicket: The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught. with background image: silhouette of man and woman kissing
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The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out. with background image: orange and white tabby cat on pink background
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A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.

--Lemony Snicket


quote by Lemony Snicket: Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. with background image: plain background
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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded. with background image: white
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A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Celebrate when you're half done,
And the finish won't be half as fun. with background image: blue and white striped textile
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Celebrate when you're half done,
And the finish won't be half as fun.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket, she said. There's no reason to share it with me. with background image: man and woman standing outside during winter
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Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket, she said. There's no reason to share it with me.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs. with background image: squirrel on tree trunk
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There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer. with background image: green sports court illustration
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With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Being curious is the most important part of being a journalist. It might be the most important part of being anything. with background image: black dragonfly perched on green grass in close up photography during daytime
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Being curious is the most important part of being a journalist. It might be the most important part of being anything.

--Lemony Snicket





quote by Lemony Snicket: But there are times in this harum-scarum world when figuring out the right thing to do is quite simple, but doing the right thing is simply impossible. with background image: red textile in close up photography
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But there are times in this harum-scarum world when figuring out the right thing to do is quite simple, but doing the right thing is simply impossible.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: It is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed. with background image: sun
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It is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. with background image: lit candle in focus photography
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Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

--Lemony Snicket





quote by Lemony Snicket: To hear the phrase our only hope always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left. with background image: close up photography of woman holding grey and red box
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To hear the phrase our only hope always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair. with background image: white oriental lily flower
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Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read. with background image: close up photo of tabby cat
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No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. with background image: iris flower blue wallpaper
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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Do the scary thing first and get scared later. with background image: monarch butterfly perched on green leaf in close up photography during daytime
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Do the scary thing first and get scared later.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not? with background image: silhouette of two person sitting on chair near tree
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Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. with background image: person holding blue lighted string
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There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope. with background image: shallow focus photography of bee on flower
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I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

--Lemony Snicket


quote by Lemony Snicket: For Beatrice, when we first met, 
I was lonely, and you were pretty.
Now I am pretty lonely. with background image: tiger swallowtail butterfly perched on pink flower in close up photography during daytime
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For Beatrice, when we first met,
I was lonely, and you were pretty.
Now I am pretty lonely.

--Lemony Snicket



quote by Lemony Snicket: Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so. with background image: blue sky with stars during night time
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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself. with background image: brown desert under sunny sky
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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. with background image: green ceramic mug on wooden desk
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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

--Lemony Snicket


quote by Lemony Snicket: Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. with background image: blue and white striped textile
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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring. with background image: black porsche 911 on road during daytime
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It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Brothers that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. with background image: low angle view of blue clouds
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Brothers that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. with background image: silhouette photo of aurora borealis
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Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. with background image: shallow focus photo of black and white butterfly
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Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

--Lemony Snicket
quote by Lemony Snicket: The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history. with background image: clear crystal uplight chandelier
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The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

--Lemony Snicket

quote by Lemony Snicket: Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. with background image: blue rose
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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

--Lemony Snicket

We wish you a perfect day!