What's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty -- he has suffered longer.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness.

Women want certain things in marriage -- the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

I like a man who's good, but not too good -- for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.