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Wikipedia Summary for Phil Robertson
Phil Alexander Robertson (born April 24, 1946) is an American professional hunter, businessman (Duck Commander company), and reality television star on the popular television series Duck Dynasty. He is also featured on the television show Duck Commander, a hunting program on the Outdoor Channel.
He attended Louisiana Tech University, where he played football. He received a master's degree in education and spent several years teaching.
Robertson was the subject of controversy after a 2013 interview he did with GQ magazine, where he said that homosexual behavior was sinful. As a result, A&E suspended him from Duck Dynasty. Facing a strong backlash from his supporters, A&E lifted the suspension after nine days.
Always remember this. Television, fame, money -- listen, here is a news flash for America. Fame cannot remove your sin. And all of the money you ever amass cannot raise you from the dead.
I'm a highly-educated man, maybe a shocker to some. I have a master's degree. I'm no dumbo.
I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life.
There's one race on this planet. It's called the human race. We're all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it.
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.
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Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won't inherit the kingdom of God.
I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ.
Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.
I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.
What people fail to understand coughing up sin and confessing it and giving it to the only one that can remove it, for crying out loud, we're all sinners.
Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.
If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.
I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines -- also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'
Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.
I told Miss Kay we need to make sure our children don't turn out like I turned out, so they were raised up around biblical instruction. That mixed with discipline -- the discipline code, I call it. They just had a lifestyle of seeing their parents do good things.
Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don't be surprised when we get a little static.
But it also came at a significant cost for human rights, and today's restricted freedom of expression, self-censorship and stunted multiparty democracy.
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.
I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.
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I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash.
Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.
A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.
Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you -- male or female.
We're trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hunt ducks. Raise your kids, make them behave, love them. I don't see the down side to that.
I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.
I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'
God-fearing people, once they're saved from their sins, they don't mind talking about it.
Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.
Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.
You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.
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We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus -- whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.