Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.
Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.
Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off stress, I don't see a problem. Trouble starts when you either lose control and let the bottle run you, or when you believe its promises of immortality. You realize that no matter how much you punish yourself, you always seem to wake up the next day. Pretty soon you're convinced that you will never die. When that happens I guess it is time to look for help before your life becomes one long, lost weekend.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Alcohol is often the last refuge of a beaten people. In that fiery liquid, any honour in defeat vanishes, and, in the eyes of the enemy, they become the pathetic, caricatured wretches they sought to make them from the beginning.
Alcohol is perfect for me to curb the nerves a little bit.
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.
Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.