I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

I couldn't hope to be in anything better than 'Misfits.' The reaction from fans has been mental. The weirdest thing is when people tell me I'm their inspiration. I can't believe I get fan mail, and loads of free clothes. Adidas sent me lots of stuff; it's wicked!

I couldn't identify just one, but there's numerous rule changes and points of emphasis that have reflected a change on the field almost immediately. It's hard to avoid the horse-collar tackle, for example, but the players understand why the rule is in there -- because of the injury rate prior to us making that a personal foul.

I couldn't ignore the fact that it felt good. So. Very. Good. To be held, in bed, in the arms of a tall, strong, handsome man.

I couldn't imagine 'True Grit' in 3D. I think the idea is sort of absurd.

I couldn't imagine a day without music. It relaxes and stimulates me in equal measure and I hate the sound of silence -- the concept, I mean, not the track by Simon and Garfunkel.

I couldn't imagine a home without animals.

I couldn't imagine a list of 10 records that didn't contain a punk record -- that didn't contain a Clash record.

I couldn't imagine a more incompetent politician than myself.

I couldn't imagine a more unreliable, more unprofitable way to make a living than writing. My advice? Show up, do the best you can. Keep your day job. If you get a lucky break, don't f*** up. It was helpful to be older because I had made all the really stupid mistakes already.

I couldn't imagine any other way of living, outside of books, outside my work. Which doesn't mean I am not interested in other things, of course -- I am interested in many things. But the center, the crux, is always literature.

I couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than three middle aged men trying to pretend that 'Black Dog' is still significant. It's inappropriate.

I couldn't imagine being from a country where all the pressure is on a particular player.

I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.

I couldn't imagine falling in love with someone on set. But then, maybe that is one of the messages of 'Halal Daddy.' You never know when and with whom you'll find love.

I couldn't imagine having to write a paper and have to think about what song I am going to sing.

I couldn't imagine my life being any more successful than it is now.

I couldn't imagine not having clean water.

I couldn't imagine not playing basketball. To me, basketball is what life is all about.