We're all worth the same
When we turn off the light.
The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.
Oh the thumb-sucker's thumb
May look wrinkled and wet
And withered, and white as the snow,
But the taste of a thumb
Is the sweetest taste yet
(As only we thumb-sucker's know).
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
TURNING INTO
Swingin' from
A hick'ry bough
I felt so brave
I hollered...
WoW
But down I fell
Just like a bomb
And I heard my wow
Turn into...
MoM.
Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And who put you up there,
and your cradle too?
Baby,
I think someone down here
has got it in for you!
ALICE
She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all.
She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.
Instead of tug o' war, let's play hug o' war.
I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o' war.
And the tree was happy.
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.
But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.
We can't hold hands― Someone might see. Won't you please Hold toes with me?
And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.
There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect -- But tell me the truth.
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?
She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by -- And never knew.
Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
This boat that we just built is just fine --
And don't try to tell us it's not
The sides and the back are divine --
It's the bottom I guess we forgot.
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.
She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.
I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.
Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
And the tree was happy