There's a joke that, if you can ride through Texas with somebody, which is 700 miles of just straight, flat freeway riding, then you can be friends with them forever.
They're really competitive at drama in Texas.
I'd heard about Texas football and how much of a religion it is, but to go to Odessa and experience it first-hand is something different than just hearing about it.
I travel all over the country, all over the world, and I'm happy to call Texas home.
Think of all the mesquite in Texas, the pinyon pines, the acorns in Appalachia, every place has the possibility of mass production. It's an infrastructural system so nestled in ecology, it's a more beautiful ecology.
Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world -- they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you.
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with.
Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.
Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.
I have horses, I drive a truck, and I wear cowboy boots. First I'm a Texan.
Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty much used to driving long distances in Texas.
Texas is a great place to be rich and a terrible place to be poor. It's got the highest percentage of people without health insurance in the country. If you get injured on the job, good luck getting workers' comp. And God help you if you're poor and mentally ill.
Many people have believed that they were Chosen, but none more baldly than the Texans.
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
It's just a little ranch. Thirty-five acres. In Texas, if it's not a thousand acres, it's considered a ranchette.
I'm from Texas, and Texas has a reputation that far precedes actual Texas, and it is irritating sometimes.