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Wikipedia Summary for Will Rogers

William Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American stage and film actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma. He was a Cherokee citizen born in the Cherokee Nation, Indian Territory.

Known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son", Rogers was born to a Cherokee family in Indian Territory (now part of Oklahoma). As an entertainer and humorist, he traveled around the world three times, made 71 films (50 silent films and 21 "talkies"), and wrote more than 4,000 nationally syndicated newspaper columns.

By the mid-1930s, Rogers was hugely popular in the United States for his leading political wit and was the highest paid of Hollywood film stars. He died in 1935 with aviator Wiley Post when their small airplane crashed in northern Alaska.

Rogers's vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies, which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts. His 1920s syndicated newspaper column and his radio appearances increased his visibility and popularity. Rogers crusaded for aviation expansion and provided Americans with first-hand accounts of his world travels. His earthy anecdotes and folksy style allowed him to poke fun at gangsters, prohibition, politicians, government programs, and a host of other controversial topics in a way that found general acclaim from a national audience with no one offended. His aphorisms, couched in humorous terms, were widely quoted: "I am not a member of an organized political party. I am a Democrat."

One of Rogers's most famous sayings was "I never met a man I didn't like" and he even provided an epigram on this famous epigram:

When I die, my epitaph, or whatever you call those signs on gravestones, is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I dident [sic] like." I am so proud of that, I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved.

quote by Will Rogers: Politics is applesauce. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Politics is applesauce.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: There is something about riding on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you aint worth a thing. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There is something about riding on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you aint worth a thing.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don't want to impress people that they don't like. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don't want to impress people that they don't like.

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quote by Will Rogers: Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

--Will Rogers

Longer Version:

lEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.


quote by Will Rogers: A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: There are two things that I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony and the other is a railroad timetable. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There are two things that I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony and the other is a railroad timetable.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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quote by Will Rogers: There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

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quote by Will Rogers: When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold.

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quote by Will Rogers: There are two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There are two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

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quote by Will Rogers: Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

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quote by Will Rogers: Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.

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quote by Will Rogers: Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as Coolidge was going to get in with them.

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quote by Will Rogers: This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.

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quote by Will Rogers: It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

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quote by Will Rogers: There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no luncheon clubs, no stop lights, no static, no head wind… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no luncheon clubs, no stop lights, no static, no head winds. My Lord, living in those days, who wouldn't be great?

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but general… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

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quote by Will Rogers: The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I never mewt a man I didn't like. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I never mewt a man I didn't like.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who, he knows, know more than he does. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who, he knows, know more than he does.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Us middle class...never have to worry about having old furniture to point out to our friends. We buy it on payments and before it's paid for it's plenty antique. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Us middle class...never have to worry about having old furniture to point out to our friends. We buy it on payments and before it's paid for it's plenty antique.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: You know no nation has a monopoly on good things, each one has something that the others could well afford to adopt. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You know no nation has a monopoly on good things, each one has something that the others could well afford to adopt.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit -- everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not -- and now we are having … with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit -- everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not -- and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that h… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: If Wall Street paid a tax on every game they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

If Wall Street paid a tax on every game they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The US is safest when Congress is in recess. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Never miss a chance to shut up. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Never miss a chance to shut up.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges? with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual? with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual?

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Every man is ignorant -- just on different subjects. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Every man is ignorant -- just on different subjects.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

--Will Rogers

quote by Will Rogers: The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people than any single human in politics, and he lost. So there… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people than any single human in politics, and he lost. So there is a doubt just whether talking does you good or harm.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Eart… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk ha… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It's just like an auction; the only one stu… with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It's just like an auction; the only one stuck is the last one.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

--Will Rogers
quote by Will Rogers: I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money. with background image: photo of author Will Rogers with quote

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

--Will Rogers

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