When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.

When in doubt, make no sense. No sense is good. And nonsense is good.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

When in doubt, make a western.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

When in doubt, look at what everyone else is doing.

When in doubt, leave it out.

When in doubt, just throw your hair in a topknot.

When in doubt, just take the next small step.

When in doubt, just spit it out. That all challenges can be overcome by speaking the truth, no matter how itcomes out.

When in doubt, just spit it out. That all challenges can be overcome by speaking the truth, no matter how it comes out.

When in doubt, it is better to do the less conservative thing and to err on the side of the more colorful, possibly terrible mistake. That comes from thinking of yourself as a writer.

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

When in doubt, grab power.

When in doubt, go to the library.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.