I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Men fall in love with their eyes -- they like what they see -- and women fall in love with their ears -- they like what they hear!

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

A girl must marry for love -- and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I only cook when I'm in love.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.