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Jason Mantzoukas (, Greek: Ιάσων Μαντζούκας; born December 18, 1972) is an American character actor, comedian, writer, and podcaster. He is best known for his recurring role as Rafi in the FX comedy series The League, and as one of the three co-hosts of the podcast How Did This Get Made? alongside Paul Scheer and June Diane Raphael. Mantzoukas has also appeared in the films The Dictator, Sleeping with Other People, They Came Together, Conception, and John Wick: Chapter 3. He has had recurring roles on three TV shows created by Michael Schur: Parks and Recreation (as Dennis Feinstein); Brooklyn Nine-Nine (as Adrian Pimento); and The Good Place (as Derek Hostedtler). He also voices the characters Jay Bilzerian in the Netflix animated series Big Mouth, Alex Dorpenberger in the HBO Max animated series Close Enough, Rex Splode in the Amazon Prime animated action series Invincible, and Jankom Pog in the Paramount+ animated series Star Trek: Prodigy.

quote by Jason Mantzoukas: It's always nice when people discover I'm a normal person and not, because of my appearance, a half-crazed lunatic who may stab them with a… with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: It's always nice when people discover I'm a normal person and not, because of my appearance, a half-...

It's always nice when people discover I'm a normal person and not, because of my appearance, a half-crazed lunatic who may stab them with a Bic pen.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me....

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotion...

Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: I've numerous times heard mothers in stores tell their children not to go near me. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: I've numerous times heard mothers in stores tell their children not to go near me....

I've numerous times heard mothers in stores tell their children not to go near me.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.' with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent...

At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.'

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them....

I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them.

--Jason Mantzoukas

quote by Jason Mantzoukas: I completely understand social media as a method of promotion and digesting information, but it just seems like a colossal waste of time to… with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: I completely understand social media as a method of promotion and digesting information, but it just...

I completely understand social media as a method of promotion and digesting information, but it just seems like a colossal waste of time to me, and there's a million other ways I'd rather waste my time.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class clown that al… with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain...

There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class clown that also cracked the teacher up. I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a prominent mustache that he didn'… with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer ...

I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a prominent mustache that he didn't know what to do with and a smart-alecky attitude.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'm 100 percent Greek, but I look like I … with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'...

Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'm 100 percent Greek, but I look like I could be Indian or Middle Eastern or Hispanic. If it's ethnic, they'll try and put me in it.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people. I was a son… with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always imperson...

When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people. I was a song and dance man.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating....

A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: Maybe it's just my improv and sketch background, but I'm a lot more comfortable in a group. I like sharing focus and populating an ensemble. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: Maybe it's just my improv and sketch background, but I'm a lot more comfortable in a group. I like s...

Maybe it's just my improv and sketch background, but I'm a lot more comfortable in a group. I like sharing focus and populating an ensemble.

--Jason Mantzoukas
quote by Jason Mantzoukas: People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for the part. with background image: photo of author Jason Mantzoukas with quote: People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to...

People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for the part.

--Jason Mantzoukas

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